- galik wahad al barkani karcho darah omcha 3and tbeb ja tbeb a3tah wahad sero galih khasak tachrab 4 dial m3ala9 orada tkon mazian ja al barkani galih nari khasni nzed nachri wahad joj dial m3ala9 hit 3andi ra joj fa dar...
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- 9alak wa7d lbarkani kabra blmotor o homa y7akmo 3lih b 10ans dl7abs bisabab mo7awalat tayaran bidoune rokhsa
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- hada wahd tilmid t3atl 3la lmdrassa galih lmo3alim 3lach t3tlti galih kan baba taydrb mama galih lmo3alim onta malk galih taydrbha bssndala dyalihhhhh
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- galik hada wahad ma khadam ma radam mcha yakhtob wahad el bent o howa ayssawlo bat el bant galih fach khadam awlidi galih 3andi khoya f talyan
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- hada wahed sserra9 zite kitfarraje howa wbbahe f telfaza, chwia whowa ybda dak l2ichhare diale mortile o howa ygoulih bah node a waldi mamzyanche lik tferraje f aflame diale lkhli3e
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- galik hada oua7ed 2 dial l7ouma9 kanou ghadina ftri9 ou houa igoule ouahed lssahbou 3lach ouagfa ambilance hda patisserie galih lakhour bach tdie lkhoubse lma7roug lssbitare
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- hada 1 ma kay3arfche ga3e yhdre m3a lbnate ou houwa ytla9a m3a 1 sa7bou 3ndou m3a dakchi ou houwa ygoulou 3lmni galou yalah tkhrje m3aya hade l3chiya ou choufni kif kandir lmouhim khrje m3ahe ou houma dayzin 2 dial lbnat 1 haza lwrde ou 1 haza l7lib ou houwa yhdre dake 2 m3a moulat lwrde galha bch7ale lwrde alwrda ou houwa yhdre dake lmklkh m3a moulat l7lib ou houwa ygoulha bch7ale l7libe albgra ..
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- galik hada wa7d rajel howa o la famille diyalo ghadin f tomobil chwia tla9aw lihom chi chefara galo lih 3tina ga3 dakchi li 3andek wala rah radi n9atlo lik chi wa7d man 3a2iltek mohim ma3tahom walo o homa i9otlo lih marto walo ma3tahomch o mal fo9 mayet bada7k nado 9atlo lih waldo watgoul wach jbad chi haja o mazal tayad7ak chwia hadok chaffara tla3 lihom dam galo lih wach nta msati wala malk barkin n9otlo lik f wladek o maratek o nta barek d7ak galihom rah 3raftha kamira khafiya hhhhhhhhhhh
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- Wa7ad awale marra yachri masska hlaf mayan3asse hatta ykamalha
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- Galk hada wahad 7ell lplacard chaf 7waijou m3al9ine ou howa itbe3hom ..
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- hada wahed bus 3amer gher blhezza9a tla3 lih wahed
rajel o sawal wahed lmra gal liha fin ghadi had lbus
galt lih ghadi ykhra
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- gal lik hadi wa7ed lemra rekbate taxi gal liha fin radda galet lih geltha tal rajel b9iti ri nta..
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- Wa7ad nasrani 3ando 110 (ans) s7abe rasso howa akbare wa7ad fl3alame !howa yamchi lmaroc l9a wa7ad charaf kayabki sawlo ,gallo ch7al 3andak ! gallo charaf 100 3ame !galo nasrani ooooff hada sghire 3liya howa ygollo malak katabki !!!! rade 3lih charef : drabni papa hite 3akkalte jaddi alli kane msakhare labbah !! nasrani jato sakta 9albiya
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- 9allk hada ssbitar majanin cha3lou lihoum l9ouran ou kollchi nad ichtah illa wahd 9alloulih aji tchtah m3ana 9allihom lla ana hiya ll3roussa
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- hada wa7ad l7mar dkhal 3and wa7ad l7mar sahbo;ouhowa il9ah dayir la photo diyal 7imar lwa7chi ouhowa ikoulo diyalman had la photo ouhowa ikoulih diyal wald 3ami tayal3ab f juventus :lol: :-D :lol:
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- gallak hada oua7ed lfella7 -pour ne pas dire 3roubi- bgha ysafer howa ou 7marou fel car . Mcha 3and lgrissoun gallih ch7al t9ata3 loura9 -les tickets- gallih anta 50dhs ou le7mar 10dhs . lfella7 gallih hak 9atta3 jouj 7mir..
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- galik hada oua7de la3roubi msa7be m3a wa7de lbente sakna f lmdina galtlih 3ndek MSN? galiha la 3ndi VCD..
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Skwila:stylo
Hada wahd somali mcha 3and mol lhanout galih 3tini wahd stylo khal (noir)3tah lih ja bach ijarbo wach kayktab fidih howa igoli chad 3liya hadchi ga3 makayktab
Skwila:jeda
Hada wahed loustad (le professeur ) gal le les eleve 3etiwni chi hayawan ma3andouche senan .iwa hta wahed ma3erfo howa yenta9 wahed le kassoul howa ygoul lih jeda (ma grande mére)
Skwila:3ajib o fechkel
Gallik haded lkasoul hazz seb3ou howa ycheddo klakag hit 3emro mahezz seb3o
Skwila
Skwila:lkassol lamkalakh
9alik hada wa7d lkassol odima kayan9al man wa7d lmojtahid sa7bo wa7d nhar kan 3andhom lfard odak lmojtahid kan tala3 lih dam o3ya fih dak lkassol mabach iwarih wassa3a hoya ydor 3anndo okhanzar fih ohiya takhraj lih dik tikita dyal teni dyal omaktoba fiha made in usa ochafha dak lkassol hoya y9olih hadik likant khassani ...
Skwila:tilmid ma 3amro haz sab3o
Gallik hada wahed tilmid ma3amro ma jaweb wala haz sab3o fhiato fchi 9issem. iwa dazet wahed 10ans wssal l lycée, galess f science swelhom l oustad wahed la question, iwa tilmid 3rafha gal ollah htta njaweb, fach haz sab3o chaddou "clacage".
Skwila:jrana
Galek hada wahd l2ostad rssam ltalamid dialo jrana f sboura w galhom chno hadi, hta wahd ma3rf yallah wahd kassouul fihom b9a 3lih stad stad ana, galo yallah aji w howa yji 3ndo, galo l2ostad yallah golhom chno hadi w howa dak lkassoul galo jrana, w jma3 m3ah l2ostad btsrfi9a w galo hadi difda3a machi jrana, w rja3 dak lkassoul lblastou w howa ygol lsahbou wllahila katban mn lb3id b7al chi jrana
Skwila:kassoul
Wa7ed loustade rsam ltalamides dyawlou sbardila ou galihoum ma hadihi?? houwa yjawab wa7ed darri mkallakh hbardila ou houwa ychaddou loustade 9atlou bl3ssa laradlih darri jablih bbah.gall bate darri loustade malk 7chouma hadchi li darti ldarri ou houwa ygouliha ra rsamtlihoum sbardila fsaboura ou goutlihoum mahadihi galliya hbardila ou houwa ygoullih l2ab malk chnou britih ygoul sbbate
Skwila:kassoul
Galik hada wa7ed lkasoul ma3emerou mahez seb3ou , galik talkher dial le moi 6 ou hiya tgoule l2oustada wa7ed sou2ale, 3erfou fache begha yjaweb hez seb3ou ou houwa ychedou clakage.
Skwila:à lécol
A lécol une maitress a dit a ses eleves si tout lmond aura 20/20 j'enlevré mes vetements...maleureusement tout lmond a eu 20/20 et la maitress a été obligé d'enlever ses vetmen et à la place des vetement elle a mis les fueilles des arbres...kan la cloche a sonné tout lmond est sorti sof un seul..la maitresse: pk tu né po sorti avc tes amis??? lélév: jattends l'automne!!!!!!!!
Skwila:tobiss
Hada wa7de l oustade gale l talamide diawlo 3lach tobiss makaya9rach maziane ta wa7de m3rafe maygoule ou houwa igole lihom la79ache 3atiha dima l dorane
Skwila:al madrassa
Daba hada wahd l mou3alma galt l wahd dri jib liya 3 joumal.Mcha 3and mamah gal liha 3tini chi joumla galt lih: sir ba3d mni ou ktab sir ba3d mni ou mcha 3and khouh ou houwa ygoul lih : superboy ou mcha 3and khtou ou hiya tgoul lih :yalla bina yalla.
Mcha l madrassa galt lih oustada finhouma l jouma gal liha: sir ba3d mni. galt lih chnou shab lik rask? gal liha: SUPER-BOY ou hiya tgoul lih : zid m3aya 3and l moudir ou houwa y goul liha : yalla bina yalla
Skwila:telfe
Galike hada wahed le oustade deyale tarikhe wahed nhar telf l9awehe fe le 9arne 15
Skwila:kasoule
Hada wahed tilmide kasoule mdouble 3merate fe 9isseme wahed wahed nhar ja lemoftiche 3eyetle le dike tilmide 9alihe bayna a weldi mekerere jawbo lakhore mezbebe
Skwila
Skwila:ousetade : yalahe legitihe zade
Galike hada 1 ousetade gale letalamide ressemo liya seka fougeha terane gadi koulechi ma3erefeche kifache houwa yeleka wahede lekassoule rasseme gire seka bouhedeha o wewa yegoulihe leossetade fine trane galihe lekassole yalahe legitihe zade
Skwila:3azzi tikmi fddalma
9allik assidi hada wahed l9ism mbawe9 fih rir lmoucharib lkhouh.wahed nhar dkhal 3lihoum l2oustad oul9ahoum dairin sda3,hia hadik 9alhoum radi nssmahlkoum ila rssmtouli chi haja man3rafch chnou hia :nad 1 rssam banana 3rafha 2 ..3..45 nad lkassoul ohouwa yarssam lih na9ta hamra ,b9a tifakkar ma3rafch ,ou houwa ykoullih 3azzi tikmi fddalma
Skwila:ayna youjadou adhab
Wahd almalim dial alajtimaiat soul talamid ain youjadou adhab ouhouwa ky na3t fi lkharita ta wahd maraf nad wahad kassoul howa ygoulih fi 3n9 oumi wa fi yidi oumi
Skwila:lmochaghibine
Hada 1 l9isme tjem3o fih 3a lkoussala ,iwa w hia terssam lihom lmo3allima motallate ,w galet lihom chnahowa hada , o howa yhez lmakallekh fihom sob3o o howa ygoule liha 1dh harcha
Skwila:Lmo3alim f casa !
Hada wah hmida galolih,fcasa lflous bhal chtta,ohwa ynoud ossafer lcasa,m3a lhabta dialo men lcar,ohwa yalka wahd 20mille,hwa ygol wayli men daba nbdaw njam3ooo...odrabha brajlih
Skwila:Garou
Hada waha al mo3allim gal lattalamid assmite al garou bil français howa ynakkaz wahad al kassoul howa y goul lih MARQUIZE
Skwila:sabo3on
Galek hada wahed mo3alima rasmat lihom sba3 o galt lihom chno hada..nad wahed lkasol gal liha sabo3on o chwia rasmat lihom nmar o galt lihom chno howa hada tawahad ma3rfo nad hadak lkasol o gal liha sabo3on
Skwila:Kassoule Bezzaffe
Hada ouahed addari Kassoule Bezzaffe! Nade dakhel li dar ou hia t'goule lih ammou (sa maman) finahoua kounache annoukate (carnetde note) ou houa igoule liha : 3titou l'samira sahabti bache takhla3e bih oualidiha
Skwila:ghir 3la seba
Hadi wa lbent jat en retard l'madrasssa. El mo3alim gual leha: "malki jit m3atla?" gualet lih: "we7ed edderri kan tabe3ni men dar tal hna!", el mo3alim gualiha: "Ewa, melli edderri wrak, normalement tezrbi machi tet3atli!?!!" lebneya galetlih: "Ach gha ndir lih?! howa llitayemchi bechyia!"